The guy with his feet on the seats. The woman who litters on the train. The teenager who fails to produce a valid concession card. These are just a few of the violent offenders our brave authorised officers encounter on trains and trams every day.

In the Victorian public transport system, fare evading offences are considered especially heinous. In Melbourne, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Authorised Ticket Inspectors. These are their stories.

Sevenfold Theatre Company is bringing back its much-loved sketch comedy show Law and Order: PTV, after a sold-out season earlier this year. It’s combination of dance, music, comedy, and metro announcements will have you in stitches, in what is truly an unforgettable public transport experience. Just don’t forget to touch on! This season will see new officers boarding the train, with the incredibly talented; Kyle Cuthbert, Kiara Ariza Stellato Pledger, Zoë Harlen, Sian Crowe, Tam Dahmen, Laurence Young, and Asher Griffith-Jones.