My poor self-esteem is a family heirloom. It's been passed down the matriarchal line for generations. I can't give it back because my mum died 12 years ago, I've got her box of ashes in my wardrobe to prove it.

Ample is a show about reclaiming my space and doing it on behalf of mum by figuring what to do with her ashes. I'm running out of time, because my cat likes dark spaces and he knows what to do with boxes of grey, absorbent pellets.

A comedy by Cressida Bradley about grief, love and flicking the patriarchy the V.